"Hello and again, welcome to the Jumpyhyliannetop blogger-aided enrichment center. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially procrastinistic significance beyond our control. However, thanks to Emergency Blogging Protocols, procrastination can continue. These pre-recorded posts will include large traces of Megaman, The legend of Zelda, Sonic, Back to the Future, 999, and if you haven't guessed, Portal. The portal will open and emergency blogging will begin in three...Two...One."