There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
two kinds of people
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
stop tapping your fingers
stop cracking your toes
oh my god silence is golden so please stop your humming and
STOP BRUSHING YOUR HAIR 20 TIMES YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE HAIR TO BRUSH
this semester couldn’t be over soon enough…
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
WHERE CAN I GET THEM